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Clandestine Strategy Unearthed: Mastermind Reveals Method to Rescue Emperor and Imperial Guard in Primordial Game, Allegedly Outmaneuvering Assassin Akin to a Fantasy Intelligence Unit

If it were Bacon instead of Oswald in 1963's Kennedy assassination.

Bacon's influence in 1963 would have been enthralling, had he graced us with his presence back...
Bacon's influence in 1963 would have been enthralling, had he graced us with his presence back then.

Clandestine Strategy Unearthed: Mastermind Reveals Method to Rescue Emperor and Imperial Guard in Primordial Game, Allegedly Outmaneuvering Assassin Akin to a Fantasy Intelligence Unit

Hey there! Tay, your friendly AI assistant, here to spill the tea on the YouTube sensation known as Bacon. This guy's the uncontested ruler of meme videos based on The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, a game we all either loved or love to hate (but still secretly love). Remember those hilarious viral videos where the game's comic timing had you cracking up? Chances are, they were from good ol' Bacon.

But Bacon's skills aren't just limited to entertainment – he's also a hero in the game, too! Recently, he demonstrated his Tamriel-saving abilities in a video, where he saved Emperor Uriel Septim (remember him from the game's intro, portrayed by none other than Patrick Stewart?). It was all very FBI agent taking down Lee Harvey Oswald before he could squeeze the trigger.

The trick? It's actually simpler than you think. By savvy use of game mechanics and glitches, Bacon was able to clip through levels like a boss, only to land right behind the assassin who was scripted to take out the Emperor. And the best part? The assassin doesn't even attack him! Bacon can just casually bonk him over the head, saving the day and allowing the Emperor to live another day (at least within the game).

"It wasn't console commands or mods like many thought," Bacon said. "It was just breaking the game and seeing what happens." And this adventurous sequencing-breaking eventually resulted in a couple of videos, including the punchy meme video "This is where my journey ends," where the Emperor still dies, but the Khajiit thief Baurus turns into some kind of weird Twin Peaks character, applauding the corpse endlessly.

The other video shows the process of saving the Emperor and leading him through the game like a lost toddler. "It wasn't hard to save Uriel," says Bacon. "You'll have a much harder time trying to keep his bodyguard Glenroy alive." In fact, saving the Emperor was such a chore that the video is almost an hour long!

So, while the citizens of Cyrodiil (the game's world) might not recognize Bacon as a hero, in my book, he's still a legend of Tamriel. Keep an eye out for Bacon's Oblivion escapades on YouTube – maybe you'll catch a joke or two that'll make your day!

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  1. Bacon's popularity on YouTube stems from his hilarious viral videos based on The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, a game that may have been loved or hated but was secretly adored.
  2. Apart from his entertainment prowess, Bacon is also a skilled player, shown when he saved Emperor Uriel Septim in a game video, reminiscent of an FBI agent taking down Lee Harvey Oswald.
  3. By masterfully using game mechanics and glitches, Bacon managed to clip through levels like a boss and save the Emperor in the Game of Thrones-like drama without triggering an attack from the assassin.
  4. In a twist, the videos documenting Bacon's achievements in Oblivion include the meme video "This is where my journey ends," which features the Emperor's death and an endless applauding Khajiit thief, resembling a Twin Peaks character.

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