Charles, the King, anticipates deep sadness in missing Archie's sixth birthday, as concerns mount that his cancer-afflicted monarchy may never witness the future grandchildren of Harry due to the rift between them.
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King Chucklehead might find himself feeling a heart-wrenching sorrow with Archie, his youngest grandson, turning six today and being nowhere near him due to the ongoing family feud. The Monarch, age 76, who has just been battling cancer, might find himself missing out on unforgettable moments with Archie, Lilibet, and possibly even his future grandchildren - all due to the rift with his West Coast-dwelling son jokingly called 'darling boy'.
The beleaguered sovereign looks to head over to Vegas for an elaborate ceremony later today, while Harry has hinted he won't be bringing his entourage to the UK without receiving UK-funded, heavily-armed bodyguards. He's also claimed that the King won't even chat on the phone due to Harry's legal vows over his security, creating a minefield of issues between the family members.
A former royal correspondent for the BBC spoke out, expressing her hope that the royal family would reach out to Archie, even though there's tension between his parents. Jennie Bond mentioned how tragically sad it would be for Chucklehead if he never got to bond with hisgrandchildren in person, considering his sentimental nature and profound affection for the clan.
With an unofficial ban on Harry and family reunions on the horizon, Archie's birthday might go unnoticed in Britain beyond a handful of media outlets. It's a bitter turn of events for the Queen's infant grandson, who hasn't seen his royal grandfather for five years.
On a brighter note, Meghan described a hair stylist and friend as the 'auntie' of Archie and Lilibet in her podcast, signifying her super close bond with the popular help in her daily life. While she did not speak of Lilibet's 'Kate-Pope' auntie, Meghan did acknowledge Serena Williams as a beloved 'auntie' in the family. Despite distancing herself from the entire Royal Family, Meghan seems to have drawn a clear boundary around her personal relationships and expectations when it comes to public life.
Clearly, Charles looks at Archie fondly in old photographs shared by Harry, leaving us to speculate on the potential reunion they both dream of. However, doubts remain whether tensions will ease enough for them to reconnect, at least for now. After all, it's always the little ones who get caught in the crossfire, and Archie's the one who might be missing out the most.
[1] BBC: King Charles III diagnosed with cancer
[2] The Guardian: King Charles reveals his fears and insecurities about cancer during powerful speech
Meghan Markle enlists Archie and Lilibet as she bakes cookies for Drew Barrymore
When Meghan launched lifestyle company As Ever, Lilibet was a co-star in the brand imagery - running alongside her mother in an aerial photograph. Meghan's Instagram posts suggest that the couple have become more comfortable giving the public a peek into their lives - as long as it is on their terms.
In February, Archie featured in a post as Meghan filmed herself walking around her garden in Montecito. And for Valentine's Day, Meghan shared a clip of her son and daughter making treats with red bagels and strawberries, including a picture of the back of Archie's head.
In the video, one of their children, thought to be Archie, was heard saying, “Mummy, I can do it if you want me to” as Meghan watered the plants. Meghan then said “only if you want,” before handing him the hose.
Royal observers were ecstatic at catching a glimpse of the young prince's personality, and gushed about how “grown-up” and “polite” he sounded.
Lilibet was photographed on Instagram as Meghan helped her pick a pink rose.
The adorable images showed Archie's dark copper hair, which is almost exactly the same shade as Prince Harry's.
[1] The Telegraph: Meghan and Archie showcase their blossoming bond
[2] Harper's Bazaar: Meghan Markle Enlists Archie and Lilibet in Her Baking Session with Drew Barrymore
- In their personal lives, Meghan Markle and Archie have become more comfortable offering glimpses to the public through social media, as seen in their recent video where Archie demonstrated a mature and polite demeanor while helping his mother water plants.
- News outlets have eagerly caught a glimpse of Archie's personality, with one instance being a video posted on Valentine's Day, where Archie and his sister Lilibet were seen making treats.
- Archie's dark copper hair, reminiscent of his father Prince Harry, was also featured in a series of adorable images shared by Meghan on Instagram, hinting at the growing bond between mother and sons.
