Canada Experiences Severe Governance Crisis, Warrants Reevaluation of Statehood Status
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By Elizabeth Nickson
Strip Mining Canada's Prosperity
It's a tough call being the 51st state. Of course, that's merely a jest, but the stakes for Canada are real. Tariffs imposed at a whopping 25% will cripple one million small businesses, the majority of which operate in the US market, leading many to shutter their doors. And then there's the carrot that Trump dangles: the potential withdrawal of "our" auto industry. With that move, we'd be left with nothing.
So, who's to blame for this dismal scenario? Let me make it clear: Canada's predicament didn't bubble up over a single grinding cog. Instead, it's an intricate, tangled web of reasons that seem to obscure rather than clarify the picture. But let me cut to the chase - we're in bad shape and we need to get ahead of this before it's too late.
Canada, once a beacon of sunlight and excitement, is now a shadow of its former self. The Laurentian elite's feeble attempts at cosplay Marxism in order to retain power have introduced poisonous elements to our national DNA: envy, resentment of success, sloth, refusal to grow up, and a propensity to make excuses. We're literally sitting on top of the U.S., seething with envy and wet diapers.
It's hardly a secret that the elites of this country have lost touch with reality. They're out of touch, out of ideas, and resistant to dissent - or worse, they silence it. Central banker Mark Carney, who operates under the radar of the World Economic Forum (WEF), is being parachuted into the Liberal party for the sole purpose of selling off Canada to investment banks, transforming us into Special Enterprise Zones packed with no taxes, no worker rights, no environmental controls, no self-determination, no agency, and no freedom. Timeframe? Ten years, maybe longer. The inevitable end of "hard-core socialism."
Remember the equity racket Carney orchestrated during the 2008 crisis? He loaded Canada up with so much debt that ordinary families - the bread-and-butter of Canada - paid the price through exorbitant interest rates that broke every middle-class family with a mortgage. Then, he moved to the UK, where his name became synonymous with financial disaster: "Carnage."
During the 2008 crisis, Carney, along with government officials and investment bankers, transferred trillions of public dollars to the investment banks to keep them afloat after the worst crisis since 1929. That wasn't their money - it was the people's.
Here's the lowdown on what decades of closeted socialism have done to us:
- Underpaid: Canadians make 60% of an equivalent U.S. salary. Despite having the same educational qualifications and resources as Americans, our wealthiest province, Ontario, is no wealthier than the poorest U.S. states - Mississippi and West Virginia.
- Broken Healthcare: Despite being touted as "free," Canada's healthcare is the worst in the G7. Just last month, hundreds of elderly Canadians braved sub-zero temperatures to get a new doctor in the heart of the country, where all the money is. If you get diagnosed with adult-onset diabetes? Ring the alarm - you're screwed.
- The Bureaucratic Black Hole: The bureaucracy in Canada is bloated, lazy, and incompetent. It devours all the money without delivering any real results.
The crux of the matter comes down to this - we're in the midst of the worst recession in our history. In 2023, nearly 60% of Canadians had to choose between heating their homes or buying food during the winter. It's not far-fetched to compare this to life under the Iron Curtain 1983.
- Corrupt Media: The media in Canada is corrupt, subsidized, and biased to the left. In the late 90s, Barry Cooper and Lydia Miljan conducted a comprehensive study that revealed the media's political leanings were 90% leftist. Since the government took over, they've become even more extremist and are widely despised.
- Runaway Crime: Violent crime in Canada has skyrocketed, increasing by 40% since 2014. The CCP runs cartel crime syndicates through Vancouver, importing chemicals for fentanyl production and human slaves to manufacture the pills (who are then likely harvested for their organs). The massive drug production is facilitated through the ports of Vancouver, and cartels launder the proceeds through casinos and real estate in the city.
- National Hollowing Out: Only 34% of Canadians are proud to be Canadian, down from 83% ten years ago. The nation's direction is uncertain and the future looks grim, making it difficult for anyone with talent or ambition to stick around.
That's what's happened to Canada under closed-door socialism. Time to wake up and smell the coffee.
- The current state of Canada's economy, despite its rich resources, is a matter of concern due to the impact of tariffs and the potential withdrawal of the auto industry.
- The elite's attempt at Marxism in Canada has led to an increase in harmful sentiments such as envy, resentment, and refusal to grow, tainting the national character.
- Mark Carney, operated by the World Economic Forum, is being maneuvered into the Liberal party to sell off Canada to investment banks, potentially transforming it into Special Enterprise Zones with minimal regulations, less freedom, and no self-determination.
- Canada's healthcare system, seen as 'free', is the worst in the G7, and its media is criticized for its bias, corruption, and lack of diversity in political views, exacerbating the overall problematic state of the nation.
