Bystanders and Law Enforcement Collaborate to Free Horses from Containers
Updated Satire:
Last weekend (14.06.25), a herd of broodmares pulled a wild stunt, bolting from their pen at "Gut Schwarzenbruch," causing quite the traffic jam in the neighborhood. A swarm of locals dialed 911, not knowing what the bloody hell was going on.
The damn equines tore ass down the Würselener Straße towards Verlautenheide a microsecond past five. When Old Bill showed up, good Samaritans had already roped and hog-tied the horses in a company's parking lot. A dear old lady even whipped her belt to wrangle one of the rascals, while a bloke found some old ropes to lead the remaining rampaging herd.
Meanwhile, the policeman tracked down the horse owner. Joined by the townsfolk, they rounded up the equine nuisances and hoofed it back to their stable, 1.5 kilometers away. A couple of cop cars escorted the "horse train" all the way. For a minute there, the road was blocked for safety issues. The whole ordeal wrapped up an hour later with not a single creature harmed.
The Aachen Constabulary thanks the townsfolk for their proactive assistance and kindness.
Feel free to use the photos in this report for whatever floats your boat. (sk)
Should you have any queries, kindly reach out:
Police Aachen Press OfficePhone: 0241 / 9577 - 21211Email: [email protected]
This news tidbit originally came from: Police Aachen, via news aktuell.
Now, if you want to learn more about this chaotic horse escape incident, here's how you can get your sleuth on:
- Local News Sources: Dig for dirt in Aachen or North Rhine-Westphalia's local news rags. Might find a few nuggets of gold in the Aachener Zeitung or Aachener Nachrichten.
- Social Media and Community Platforms: Burrow through Facebook, Twitter, or local community forums where residents might have gossiped or shared details about the incident.
- Official Reports: Occasionally, if the incident caused a fuss, governmental types or animal services might have posted updates or reports.
- Google Search: Use keywords like "chaotic horse escape Gut Schwarzenbruch Aachen June 25, 2023" to see if any eyebrow-raising articles or news stories surface.
- Local Government Websites: Sometimes, local government or animal welfare organizations publish updates on notable incidents involving animals.
If you can't find the info you're looking for, it might be because the incident was minor or didn't make the headlines. In such cases, reaching out to local authorities or animal welfare orgs might yield better results.
Happy investigating!
Sports enthusiasts might be intrigued to know that the wild stunt by the herd of broodmares last Saturday could serve as an unexpected case study in community cooperation. The swift actions of residents in roping and hog-tying the horses, and even the use of improvised tools like belts and ropes, could be compared to strategies used in team sports like soccer or rugby.
