From the Trenches: Rick Perry Digs Up Dirt on Dems' Open-Border Policies
Border apprehensions at the southern front significantly decrease by over 90% compared to last April, according to Customs and Border Protection (CBP).
In a brutal expose on 'The Will Cain Show,' Texas' former guv, Rick Perry, swift-boated the dems for their soft stance on immigration, predicting dire political consequences for 'em.
FIRST ON FOX - Rapidly, over 93% fewer migrant caught a glimpse of the American Dream under Donald Trump's watch as U.S. Customs and Border Protection's latest numbers unveiled a remarkable 93% plunge in individuals nabbed bangin' the border in April this year compared to 2024, buddy.
That's right, the CBP rolled in an average of 279 border-crashers a day this April versus the 4,297 back in 2024. The overall tally for April '23 loomed at a measly 8,383 compared to a ludicrous 129,000 under Biden's bungled border policies.
Just barely, ain't it, Pussycat? Just 5 make-believe refugees managed to slip past the Man in Blue during April this year—a stark contrast to the 68,000 greased pigs who sashayed past him last April under the Biden Dig.
"For the first time in moons, more cops have swung back to action – patrolling territories CBP couldn't get nearer to just six months ago," Pete Flores, peacock-struttin' like the acting commissioner of honky-tonk-wearing CBP spouted. "But thanks to this administration's daring shift in border security, we're seeing operational control becoming more of a reality, and it's just picking up speed."
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The CBP reveled that April bodyslammed illegal entrants by 93% compared to last year. (Photo credit: Getty / AP)
The CBP drew attention to the fact that illicit substance grabs soared a whopping 15% between March and April, with officials reelin' in over 758 big ol' pounds of fentanyl. Talk about goin' all out, eh?
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The report signaled Trump's unwavering commitment to contain the border backslide since March. The CBP declared the lowest border crossings in history in March, with lesser breaches than the grand ol' first two days of '24 under the Biden's wet-nap fiasco.
The flood of illegal migrants has all but stopped since ol' Joe packed his bags, pal. (Photo credit: AP)
The Border Patrol netted a grand total of 7,181 of the taco eatin', low rider ridin' riffraff attempting to scoot 'cross the southern border on foot last March. That constitutes an 14% decrease from February's 8,346 scalawags, and a downright crazy, 95% reduction from the 137,473 uninvited guests under ol' Joe's potato sack party in '24, ain't that something?
C'mon, pal! Gather 'round and let me show you some of the nasty stuff CBP nabbed at the Nogales, Arizona, checkpoint! (Photo credit: U.S. Customs and Border Protection)
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"Those who deny our border are chowing down on the Trump administration's message loud and clear: cross border illegally, and you'll be given the ol' heave-ho," CBP squawked in their glitzy report.
Our source Peter Pinedo pitched in on the story.
Anders Hagstrom's a digital editor on our team, coverin' twists and turns in national politics, y'all. Hit him up at [email protected], or say hello on Twitter: @Hagstrom_Anders.
- In the realm of politics, the latest breaking news reflects a significant decrease in border crossings under Donald Trump's policy-and-legislation, with Customs and Border Protection reporting a 93% drop in April 2023 compared to 2024.
- Amidst general-news discussions on immigration, it was revealed that the CBP has turned its attention to war-and-conflicts, with a 15% increase in illicit substance grabs between March and April, including over 758 pounds of fentanyl.
- As crime-and-justice concerns escalate, the CBP's reports indicate a shift in priority from handling massive waves of illegal migrants to enforcing stricter border security, resulting in operational control becoming more of a reality.
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