Arena Near Restrooms
In the heart of a bustling German football stadium, the North Tribune has become a subject of discussion among fans. Last week, a Regionalliga match between an unspecified club and Fortuna Cologne took place, but the event was marred by several issues.
The sound quality on the North Tribune was so poor that the classic AC/DC anthem "Highway to Hell" might have been a more apt entrance song than the intended tune. Announcements made on the tribune were indistinct, making it difficult for fans to follow important updates. The sound system, outdated and poorly functioning, produced an unbearable echo, further hindering communication.
The beer supply on the main tribune ran out before the WSV's efforts to equalize, leaving many fans thirsty. Despite this, the current WSV players put up a valiant fight, with many of them having been in kindergarten 15 years ago when the guest player ended his career.
The scoreboard, a crucial component of any football match, has been broken for a long time. This issue was particularly noticeable during the match, as the final score of 0:2 was considered undeserved by the home team. A temporary solution suggested was hanging up two sets of number plates from one to ten to display the score.
The referee's decisions were also a point of contention. He sent off a WSVer and awarded a penalty to Fortuna Cologne. One of the most controversial decisions was the disallowing of the regular goal of the year for the home team due to offside.
The North Tribune recently underwent a renovation, with a new toilet facility replacing a wall to the zoo. However, the hardcore fans' usage has already given the facility an old appearance. The mirror in the North Tribune's toilet is made of corrugated iron, poorly reflective and designed to withstand damage, making it difficult to determine if an animal or a person is in front of it.
As the football season progresses, the club is encouraged to consider potential improvements, such as repairing the scoreboard or creating a simple, quick-to-remove alternative. The disarray at the North Tribune is a reminder of the importance of maintaining stadium facilities for the enjoyment of fans.
In the midst of the poor sound quality issue at the North Tribune, some fans suggested that the classic rock song "Highway to Hell" would have been a more fitting entrance tune due to its resonance with the stadium's current conditions. With the recent renovation, the North Tribune now boasts a new toilet facility, but the hardcore fans' usage has left it looking worn and old, much like the sport of football itself amidst the numerous challenges faced during the last Regionalliga match.
