An Atypical Valentine's Day Blog Post
Feeling down about Valentine's Day? Meh, who needs all that mushy stuff anyway! Thisyear,let'sdrop theusualromance novelsandself-pity parties. Instead, let 's talk about the ways to turn this day around and feel terrific, no matter what you've got planned!
Ditch the Duds
"I've had the misfortune of dating some real clunkers in my time. One guy gave me a heart-printed XL t-shirt (I wear small,for crying out loud) and a gas station panty rose. He claimed not to forget, but didn't want to make an effort to get something decent."
Classroom Catastrophes
Teaching can be challenging, but Valentine's Day takes it to a new level. "Every year, I see poor little kindergartners swarmed with roses in school. More than a dozen, I tell you! It's a goddamn confusion-fest, and then there's the hassle of helping them lug those things off at the end of the day."
Cringe-worthy Moments
"I once had someone ask me if my brother was my fiancé (scroll up if you missed that gem). 'I'm just asking what everyone is thinking,' he said. That's right, pal – you can pry my siblings out of my cold, dead hands!"
Apparently, the risk of confusing siblings is real when you're stepping out on Valentines' Day! Keep that in mind if you're grabbing a bite with pals!
Cheer up, Buttercup!
If those scenarios haven't lifted your spirits, here's something to make you feel like a badass: on this very day in 1779, Captain James Cook tried to kidnap Hawaiian chief Kalaniʻōpuʻu, only to be met with resistance from the Native peoples. So, instead of feeling sorry for yourself, consider today as a day of inspiration and power! Or just watch the Drunk History segment on the event.
Want some fun reading to spice up your day? Check these out:
The Valentine's Hate
The Valentine's Hate
Halston, Sidney, 1979-Halston, Sidney, 1979-
Valentine Murder
Meier, Leslie,Meier, Leslie,
A Box of Texas Chocolates
In need of a different way to cope? Here are some creative strategies:
1. Reach Out and Connect
- Reach out to an old friend or a family member you haven't spoken to in ages. Sharing a laugh or a heart-to-heart can provide a sense of belonging and support.
- Lend a helping hand by volunteering. Helping others can shift your focus away from personal feelings and foster a sense of fulfillment.
2. Self-Care and Mindfulness
- Indulge in some mindfulness exercises like meditation or yoga to reduce stress and promote inner peace.
- Create a self-care package centered around personal well-being: spa treatments, DIY bouquets, or solo activities that promote relaxation and enjoyment.
3. Express Yourself Creatively
- Unleash your inner artist by drawing funny Valentine's Day cards for yourself or others.
- Write letters expressing love, appreciation, and gratitude to yourself or someone special.
4. Build a Community
- Organize a non-romantic gathering with friends who might also be feeling left out.
- Participate in online forums or social media groups where people share similar feelings about Valentine's Day. Sharing experiences and advice can be comforting.
5. Focus on Personal Growth
- Use Valentine's Day as an opportunity to set personal goals or reflect on past achievements.
- Learn something new – engaging in a new hobby can be both fulfilling and empowering.
By embracing these unconventional strategies, you can overcome the negative feelings associated with Valentine's Day and have a day that truly feels special!
The kids could lose themselves in some creative reading, perhaps the funny Valentine's Day cards in 'The Valentine's Hate' book, to help spice up their day. Instead of moping about the usual romantic schemes, one could take a cue from history and channel inner strength like Captain James Cook, who met resistance when he tried to kidnap a Hawaiian chief on this day in 1779.
