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Adoration for the Uncooperative Blender, Not Merely Due to Its Attractive Appearance

Adoration for the Anti-Cooperative Blender, Not Merely Due to Its Attractive Appearance

The kitchen's light grey, tall, and circular blender
The kitchen's light grey, tall, and circular blender

Adoration for the Uncooperative Blender, Not Merely Due to Its Attractive Appearance

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Say goodbye to giant, hard-to-clean blenders, and hello to the Beast Blender!

Blend container loaded with berries, yogurt, and assorted fruits

Hey there, fellow smoothie lovers! The struggle is real when you're short on time, energy, and counter space, trying to blend up your favorite smoothies using a gargantuan blender. But worry not, because the Beast Blender ($148 from $165, available in our Goodful Shop) is here to save the day!

Crushed ice grasped tightly in a single hand.

This single-human-size blender is perfect for you if you're living in a small New York apartment, or simply want a blender that's powerful, easy to use, and takes up minimal counter space.

A homemade jar-prepared beverage with a vibrant raspberry hue

So, how does it work? It's incredibly user-friendly, even for the groggy-eyed pre-caffeine folks like me. Just fill the blending container with your ingredients, twist on the blade attachment to seal closed, and twist down onto the blending base. The controls are straightforward; when you twist the blender jar in, the yellow indicator light turns white, letting you know it's locked and ready to go. A simple press to pulse, or a quick one-second press to start a 60-second automatic blend.

Smoothie contained within a jar, emerald in hue

The Beast Blender is not only stylish but also smart. The ribbed design of the container increases turbulence, ensuring a more efficient blend while the blade speed adjusts automatically to properly move and incorporate ingredients. With a speed of 18,000 revolutions per minute, it's no slouch in the performance department.

Mobile Blender Equipped with Convenient Travel Lid and Handle in Dark Hue

Witness the Beast crushing some ice right here:

Blend-ready container containing: cubed and frozen zucchini and mango, Greek yogurt, finely cut kale leaves, and one Trader Joe's acai mix packet.

It may be small, but it is mighty. And the results? It's basically homemade snow. The smart design continues with easy-to-grip lid and bottom parts made from a gray material that make twisting open and closed a breeze, even on chilly days.

Overhead angle showcasing a viscous, rosy-hued milkshake-like beverage

Most often, I simply drink it from a silicone straw straight out of the wide mouth opening. But for those days when you're on the go, it comes with a travel lid complete with an on-the-go handle.

Grasp secured on container, brimming with blend of fruits.

Some liquid is always recommended while blending or making smoothies, but Greek yogurt often suffices for me, and I have no trouble blending my frozen ingredients oh-so-smooth. I like my smoothies thick, and I've been able to make deliciously creamy, not-juice-like smoothies every single time.

Holding a standalone knife accessory under running water to clean it thoroughly.

Cleanup is a breeze. Just rinse the blade base with soapy water, wipe down the blender base as needed, and voilà! All the other parts are dishwasher-safe.

Three container dimensions available

The blender comes with the largest (1,000-ml) blending container, but you can also purchase smaller 800-ml ($18) and 500-ml ($16) containers straight from the Beast site for smaller recipes. I also have the shorter container, which is great for food processing tasks like whipping up a super easy fresh salsa.

Salsa positioned beside a blender in proximity

But smoothies aren't the only thing I can quickly whip up in this beast of a blender. My go-to Sunday Scaries food, at-home crepes, are just a blend away. You blend the batter in the jar, pour the batter right out of the jar into your pan, store the batter in the jar (including the leftovers, which I use for weekday dessert crepes the following Monday/Tuesday), and then just toss the entire jar in the dishwasher. Seriously, I make these pretty regularly, and they turn out consistent every time.

Mixture of components before blending: flour, sugar, milk, butter melted, eggs, vanilla extract

Does the Beast Blender do everything? No. For recipes where you have to add ingredients in as you go (emulsifying in particular), you need a traditional blender with a spout for adding ingredients while blending. But for easy, everyday smoothies, dips, sauces, etc., this is the perfect addition to your kitchen. Why deal with the hassle of a giant blender every day?

Mix dough prior to chilling to moisturize the flour in refrigerator

TL;DR: The Beast Blender is the perfect solution for busy folks seeking a compact, powerful, and efficient blender for everyday use. Whether you're a smoothie enthusiast, a small-space dweller, or simply looking to simplify your life, the Beast Blender is the way to go!

Sweet crepes adorned with fine, dusty sugar sprinkles

Testimonials:"I really love this blender. It's so aesthetically pleasing and works very well. I've had a vitamix and a ninja and this is so much better. Makes just enough and is so easy to clean that I actually end up using it daily. The larger blenders are just more work than they are worth in my opinion." -Taylor K.

"We?re only half way the May and I have already declared this the best purchase of 2023! It?s attractive, quiet, and a beast at blending drinks with ice. This is the blender I've been waiting for." -Sharon B.

"I am really pleased with this purchase! I am making smoothies every day. It is easy to use, easy to clean, and kind of fun to see what fruits and flavors work. No blender is truly quiet, but this one is often said in online reviews to be quieter than the other personal blenders. I have not used other personal blenders, but I can say that my Beast does not make an unpleasant shrieking sound or an intolerably loud sound. It blends really well, too - i.e., it makes smooth smoothies!" -Cynthia T.

Style AND function? Dreams really do come true. If you want to try the Beast Blender out for yourself, you can get it from our Goodful shop for $148 (originally $165; available in three colors).

  1. For a comprehensive review of the Beast Blender, head over to Buzzfeed's 'Deliciously' section for their 'one-off kitchen' review, featuring the amazing performance of this compact blender on blending kitchen staples like smoothies and even frozen ingredients.
  2. In the Amazon market, the Beast Blender holds a majority share due to its combination of style, functionality, and user-friendly design, making it a top choice for home commerce.
  3. If you're in the market for a new blender, Quitmeyer suggests the Beast Blender as their pick, praising its efficiency and small footprint, perfect for home shopping needs.
  4. Alongside its modern look, the Beast Blender boasts impressive blending capabilities, crushing ice in no time, transforming your smoothies into homemade snow.
  5. Apart from smoothies, the Beast Blender is versatile enough to handle food processing tasks, such as whipping up kitchen essentials like fresh salsa, making it an ideal addition to any home's commerce on Amazon.
Sugar-dusted crepes adorned with ripe raspberries
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