A Pensive Duck Night Light: Your Comforting Co-Pilot in Darkness
Absurdly Amusing Consumer Goods: 28 Items So Laughably Unusual They're Meme-Ready
Dare we say it, this sorrowful feathered friend could be the perfect companion for your late-night studies, movie marathons, or post-stressful day venting sessions!
Promising Testimonial: "Just like many of us, this duck is hanging in there the best it can. It looks a tad downcast but serves as a ray of light in your day. I work from home and typically dislike having many lights on while working, but this little critter adds just the right amount of illumination to brighten up my spirits and I haven't bitten into anyone since it started serving as a desk lamp. It's also surprisingly helpful in times of power outages during storms. It isn't enough for reading, but it does a great job at chasing away the creepy nocturnal critters lurking under your bed. It seems to maintain its charge for a considerable amount of time and charges effortlessly on my laptop while I'm toiling away. I didn't think much of this gizmo initially, but it's cute and functional, making me consider buying a few more." -Rebecca Swanson
Grab it from Amazon for $$16.99.
Marshmallow Mania: 90% Fluff, 10% Cereal
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Promising Testimonial: "Ordering these buoyant charms was one of the wisest decisions I've ever made. The bag is almost the size of my head. The marshmallows are adorably quirky and mouthwateringly delicious. It's everything I've ever desired in a treat!" -Amazon Customer
Treat yourself to a bag for $12.99.
Twilight Twist: Rainbow Fish Merges with Cullen
This quirky sticker is a combustion of two treasured childhood favorites - The Rainbow Fish and Edward Cullen from Twilight.
Purchased at: Vlorrie, based in Anderson, South Carolina.
Promising Testimonial: "This buying experience put a smile on an aging millennial's face! Creativity done right. The item arrived promptly, boasting impressive quality." -katehuan84
Secure your very own for $4.75 (available in two sizes and as a magnet) on Etsy.
Long and Lovely Plush – The Embarrassing Gift You Secretly Want
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Promising Testimonial: "My kids adore these elongated felines. And now, we purchase them as novel gifts for our friends. It's a unique and fun item, especially when you're struggling to come up with gift ideas. It's perfect." -Ali M.
Savory it up for $14.99 (available in a variety of lengths and styles) on Amazon.
Offensive Laptop Sticker: Beware, Susan!
Atlantis Artist is an Illinois-based small business owned by Rachel.
Promising Testimonial: "Adorable sticker!" -Anna
Give it a go for $4 on Etsy.
Hairband Hobo: A Handy Hair Helper
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Promising Testimonial: "I simply adore this snail/slug/alien hairband! It makes applying hair care products a much more cheerful experience. It's soft but not overly fluffy and plush, fitting snugly on my head without feeling too tight or loose. Buy a few for yourself and your snail-loving buddies!" -sam
Snag one in a myriad of hues for $6.99 (available in 11 colors) on Amazon.
Clutter Collector: Dino Dino Dinosaurs Dino
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Promising Testimonial: "This cute little dino is quite substantial. We use it to store our keys, and it performs this function marvelously. The contrasting gold really stands out. It even has cute little pads on the bottom that prevent it from scratching whatever surface it's on. We ADORE IT! We can't help but laugh every time we look at it!" -Jeremy Szabo
Bring home a dinosaur for $59.98 (available in three colors) on Amazon.
Magnetically Connected Socks: A Hilarious Handhold
Promising Testimonial: "My sister and I have had such a blast with these socks! They're super adorable, and the magnetic compatibility works exceptionally well. The magnets are a little large, making them slightly noticeable, but overall, the experience is quite humorous and cute." -addison fullmer
Step in for $9.98 (available in two colors and four-packs) on Amazon.
Hound Doggie Hair Clip: Pawsitively Adorable, Even for Messy Hair Days
Promising Testimonial: "This dog clip is pit-fucking-racular! The extended tongue on the dog perfectly emulates the essence of a bulldog. This will make any bulldog-loving long-haired person overjoyed. I receive many compliments whenever I wear it, and I always smile each time I see it. I've been rocking this clip for over a year now, and it's held up beautifully!" -Laura is NICE
Snag the clip for $10.68 (available in 23 styles) on Amazon.
Eating Cakes with Candlelight: Spice up your birthday parties with these edible chocolate candles!
Let Them Eat Candles is a family-owned small business.
Promising Testimonial: "I purchased these candles for my son's birthday, and he, along with the other kids, loved them! They were way more intriguing than the cake. This chocolate candle is a must-have for any kid's birthday." -Amazon Customer
Grab a package of three for $16.95 (available in nine styles and larger packs) on Amazon.
Geometrically Distorted Dinosaur Sculpture: Hide Your Messes in Style
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Promising Testimonial: "The consensus among my followers on social media is that everyone should own one. I finally got a chance to try it with some daffodils, and it genuinely brings joy." -Susy Lundy
Adopt a dino for $20.90 (available in three colors) on Amazon.
Communicating with Coworkers: The Art of avoidance
Promising Testimonial: "If you frequently find yourself dodging conversations with Susan, this laptop sticker is for you! Save yourself the trouble of replying to Susan's emails with "I hope this email finds you before I do, Susan!" -The Coffeeluvver
Stick it to 'em for $4 on Etsy.
Garlic Embracer: An evil vampire king to save your hands from garlic stench
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Promising Testimonial: "I simply cannot express how fabulous this garlic press is! It's fantastically ridiculous and a fantastic kitchen accessory. It's quick and efficient, able to handle generous amounts of garlic. Did I mention it's ridiculously cute? Also, it's dishwasher safe! I use this garlic tool daily; it's made a significant impact on my cooking game! Just be aware that removing the wick before eating is essential to avoid any mishaps." -Llamazon Customer
Embrace the garlic for $24.95 on Amazon.
Quirky T-Shirt for the Mildly Introverted
What Would Cara Delevingne Do is a Boston-based, women-owned small business.
Promising Testimonial: "Great service and a great product! I love my new shirt. I had a question for the seller, and they responded promptly and professionally. I would definitely recommend and buy from this shop again." -Ariel Hoover
Wear your Cara Delevingne pride for $23.44 (available in unisex sizes XS-5XL and two colors) on Etsy.
Mini Inflatable Tube Guy: A Portable Piece of Life Philosophy
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Promising Testimonial: "My youngest absolutely adores these inflatable guys everywhere we go. Having his own tiny one is a dream come true for her. The material is excellent, and the fan is powerful, allowing it to oscillate effectively." -Joe H.
Get your hands on one for $8.58 on Amazon.
HairyGrabster: A Solution for Shower Floors Everywhere
Shark Tank alum!
Promising Testimonial: "I watched this product on Shark Tank and immediately thought, "Yes! I NEED THAT!" I have a lot of hair and hate dealing with hair clogs in my drain, so this silicone thing is a lifesaver. It adheres well to the shower door, and the bristles latch onto shed strands without any issue. A small silicone spatula or scraper makes it easy to clean the HairyGrabster's bristles." -Holly TJ
Clean up with the HairyGrabster for $11.95 (available in three colors and in a two-pack) on Amazon.
How to Be More Shrek: An Ogre's Guide to Life
Promising Testimonial: "I received this book as a Christmas present for my boyfriend. He gradually transformed into a green ogre, complete with a vowel-devouring donkey companion. The book helped him embrace his inner Shrek! 💚" -Samantha Martin
Dive into the book for $11.69 on Amazon.
Weepy Tissue Holder: Tissue on Tissue Action
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Promising Testimonial: "This tissue holder is as heartwarming as it is practical. It holds a decent amount of tissues, and it's sturdy enough to maintain its shape." -Amazon Customer
Grab one for $49.99 (available in two colors) on Amazon.
Display Rack Gone Wild: Organize Your Earrings in Style
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Promising Testimonial: "This rack is as adorable as advertised, but it's truly practical as well! It holds quite a few earrings in a small space, making them easily accessible and visible. I adore it!" -Amazon Customer
Add structure to your jewels for $8.99 (available in eight colors) on Amazon.
Crochet Magnetic Katamari: Catch Your Bobby Pins
Uncommonly Nerd Made is a DC-based small business run by fiber artist Christine Thomas.
Promising Testimonial: "I love this! The magnetic attraction is powerful, enabling the bristles to capture pins even without perfect placement. The soft base is also a convenient pin cushion. It's perfect!" -Catherine
Catch your pins for $75 (customize the base, ring, and tip colors) on Etsy.
Mini Claw Machine: Feline Fun for a Quarter
Promising Testimonial: "I saw this claw machine circulating on TikTok and succumbed to the hilarity. This thing is adorable and so entertaining! However, be warned: The small size may pose a choking hazard for children, but it's a great toy for adults." -HeroVentura
Give it a try for $5.99 (available in 15 colors and pack sizes) on Amazon.
Confetti Wrapping Paper: Wrap with Whimsy
Each sheet is 20 inches by 30 inches.
Promising Testimonial: "This wrapping paper is the ONLY paper I plan on buying from now on! My son (4 years old) found the FettiWrap gifts we wrapped to be hysterical, injecting laughter and excitement into our party. I'm anxiously awaiting more patterns!" -Jmr2021
Wrap it up for $14.50 (available in three patterns) on Amazon.
Olive-Shaped Candle: Green, Salty, Martini-Ready
The top notes are jasmine, neroli, orange blossom.
Light the candle for $22 on Selfridges.
Honking Goat: When You Need to Scream
This sorrowful goat shrieks when touched!
Promising Testimonial: "I came across this goat on Amazon and instantly knew I needed it. It genuinely offers a satisfying stress relief outlet for when things just seem too much in life!" -Caterina
Add a little annoyance to your life for $7.65 on Amazon.
"You, When Someone Takes Your Car Pig"
I'm sorry, folks. It seems there's no mention of a "car pig" in the article to be raged over. Let's move on to the next tidbit and hope for better luck! 😜
Clutching Cat Oven Mitts: Protect Your Hands, You Silly Cat
Promising Testimonial: "I purchased these cat mitts for my mom, and she was ecstatic! The quality is impressive, and the design is high-end. Very satisfied!" -Nicole T
Defend yourself for $13.99 (available in two styles) on Amazon.
Screaming Tree Stump: Enough to Make any Goat, Human, or Random Bird Flinch
Promising Testimonial: "I purchased this goat after seeing it on Amazon and had a chuckle every time I heard its shrill cry. It's a fantastic little gizmo to let off steam during stressful moments!" -C.C.
Scream it to the world for $7.65 on Amazon.
- The A Pensive Duck Night Light, a useful and quirky desk lamp, seems to maintain its charge for a considerable amount of time and charges effortlessly on your laptop while you're toiling away.
- The Confetti Wrapping Paper from Selfridges offers a whimsical way to wrap gifts, and Jmr2021 finds it so delightful that their children find the FettiWrap gifts to be hysterical, injecting laughter and excitement into parties.
- In the article, a customer mentions that the Marshmallow Mania treats are adorably quirky and mouthwateringly delicious, everything they've ever desired in a treat.
