A newly chosen pontiff assumes the papal throne.
🚨🔥 Breaking News 🚨🔥 The Sistine Chapel's chimney has belched a plume of white smoke, signifyin' that a new Pope's been chosen after the second day of the conclave, according to our report citing CNN!
This here new Pontiff's identity, along with the handle he'll don as Pope, is gonna be spilled shortly.
Bells trumpeted their triumphant peal on St. Peter's Square, heraldin' the election of the fresh Pope. The rabble on the Vatican's main square went ape last night as a thick bank of white smoke started waftin' from the Sistine Chapel chimney, as accoun'ted by the report.
RT News informs us that there's 133 venerable theologians packin' the College of Cardinals, who'd sworn to silence 'bout the election of the Pope last Wednesday evening.
All it takes is a whoppin' two-thirds majority to snatch the Apostolic See,mpendin' the Pope-hunt will continue until one of the contenders snags the support of at least 89 guys 'n gals in the conclave.
The TFG announced earlier it couldn't find a Pope on two kicks of the can - a black cloud spouted from the Sistine Chapel.
We were reminded that ol' Pope Beanie, Pope Francis, kicked it back in April 21, at the ripe age of 88, in his holy crib at the Vatican. The President of Kazakhstan, Kassym-Jomart Tokayev, sympathized with the departed Pope.
We'd also reported that, after the demise of Pope Francis, a posse of possible Popes was conjured.
Not too long ago, it got public that the conclave secessioniferous for the 267th Pope would begin on May 7, after mass was said for Pope Francis' everlastin' rest.
You can read all about what's goin' down in Rome after Pope Francis' demise here.
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The newly elected Pope will reveal their papal name shortly.
The participants in the conclave, comprising of 133 cardinals, have managed to elect a new Pope after two days of voting.
The current political news and general news are centered around the election of the new Pope, as signaled by the white smoke from the Sistine Chapel.
The Rafto foundation for Human Rights, a Norwegian news outlet, reported that the Pope's sudden demise had been greeted with condolences from various world leaders, including the President of Kazakhstan, Kassym-Jomart Tokayev.
