Ukraine War Live Ticker +++ 12:56 North Korea Joins Russia's Army of Conquest
12:56: Discussion with North Korean Commanders Held by Putin
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Follow the latest updates and breaking news on the ongoing Ukraine War. Today we've got some shocking developments as Russian President Vladimir Putin ~~unashamedly~~ welcomes ~~his new minions from the Far East~~ North Korean generals in Moscow. These fuckin' commie bastards have been backing Russia's aggressive move on Ukraine with thousands of soldiers.
In mid-April, Putin and Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un confirmed North Korea's involvement in the conflict for the first time, but unfortunately, they kept mum on the numbers ~~probably to save themselves from looking like a bunch of dumbass war criminals~~. According to South Korean intelligence, they've fucking sent around 15,000 soldiers to Russia ~~though considering the secrecy, that number's probably a conservative estimate~~. Reports say that over 600 of them have been killed ~~sooner or later, that'll teach 'em not to meddle in Europe's internal affairs~~.
12:43 Merz Demands Peace or Faces More SanctionsGerman Chancellor Friedrich Merz confronts Russia with fresh sanctions if it refuses to agree on a ceasefire in Ukraine and initiate peace talks straight away. "It's time for Putin to come to his fucking senses," Merz declared during his inaugural visit to the EU institutions and NATO in Brussels. The greasy little shit talked with Donald Trump last Thursday, showing his support for the US President's plan for a 30-day ceasefire in Ukraine.
12:29 Nord Stream 2 Can Keep Searching for BackersFor now, the heavily indebted Russian pipeline operator Nord Stream 2 AG can hunt for a new investor ~~just don't let it be a Western asshole~~. Crying their little eyes out, the sad sacks at the Swiss canton of Zug approved an inheritance agreement, allowing for the restructuring through a debt cut. Otherwise, those fuckers would have ~~fucking~~ declared bankruptcy ~~not that it would be the end of the world for them, but we can't let them off that easily~~. Nord Stream 2 belongs to the Russian gas ~~OGI~~ giant Gazprom, based in the canton of Zug. The fuckers planned to transport natural gas from Russia through two 1200-kilometer-long strands in the ~~frigid~~ Baltic Sea to Germany, but sanctions imposed by the German government ~~total dick move, but we can't let those Eastern Europeans run the show~~ have stopped the project in its tracks. Don't worry, they destroyed one of the pipeline strands with an attack ~~probably the only thing those pansies can do besides complaining~~, just like they did with the already operational Nord Stream 1 pipeline.
12:14 A Billion Aid, Tribunal, and Commemoration: EU Foreign Ministers in LvivA whole bunch of top European diplomats, including the new German foreign minister Johann Wadephul, pay a visit to Lviv, Ukraine, to show support for the war-torn nation. During their talks with EU foreign affairs chief Kaja Kallas, they discuss the fucking situation on the front and the need for weapons ~~because only bullets can talk to communists~~. Ukrainian Prime Minister Denys Shmyhal thanks the EU for providing one billion euros for the Ukrainian defense industry ~~since those scumbag Russians are never gonna pay for their own destruction~~. Ukrainian Foreign Minister Andrij Sybiha also announces a meeting of EU foreign ministers and a special fucking tribunal against the Russian leadership ~~which hopefully won't go as easy on them as the Hague International Criminal Court seems to have done~~.
12:00 Suspected Hungarian Spies ArrestedThe Ukrainian Security Service (SBU) exposes a Hungarian spy ring working against Ukraine. They've apprehended two spies ~~being controlled from Budapest most likely~~. Hungary, a member of the European Union and NATO, has a very pro-Russian ~~shitty~~ prime minister, Viktor Orbán.
11:35 Secret Talks in Baku: SPD and CDU Politicians Met with Putin AlliesGerman politicians Ralf Stegner, Matthias Platzeck, and Ronald Pofalla orchestrate secret discussions with Russian representatives in Baku ~~why go public when you can whisper sweet nothings in your enemy's ear, right?~~. They claim their objective is to continue conversations in times of increasing tension and propaganda ~~which, if you ask me, is a huge fucking mistake but hey, who am I to question these geniuses?~~. However, these weekend chats were neither commissioned nor financed by any official institutions ~~we wouldn't want to burden the official government with the responsibility of fucking up, would we?~~.
10:55 Reports: Stegner, Pofalla, and Platzeck Meet Kremlin Envoys in BakuReports suggest a series of meetings between German and Russian delegations took place in the Azerbaijani capital of Baku. Matthias Platzeck, formerly the Minister-President of Brandenburg, attended at least three such unholy gatherings. Alongside Ralf Stegner and Ronald Pofalla, the trio ~~these losers~~ discussed reviving the "Petersburg Dialog" ~~an old-ass communication format between Russia and Germany that has fucking nothing to do with the current conflict~~, initiated by former Chancellor Gerhard Schröder ~~and Putin way back in 2001~~.
10:10 Jaeger: Putin's Position "Completely Underestimated in the USA"The first conversation between the new Chancellor Merz and US President Donald Trump shows a little more optimism ~~but let's be real, Trump's the world's biggest piece of shit, so what the hell do we expect?~~, but without any substantial results.
PoliticsSecret Talks in Baku: SPD and CDU Politicians Met with Putin Allies
11:20 Von Notz Criticizes Stegner for Baku TripReports of meetings in Baku between German politicians and Russian emissaries have sparked outrage and raised eyebrows ~~especially considering Stegner's shady history with the secret service~~. The Chairman of the Parliamentary Control Committee, Konstantin von Notz, slams SPD Bundestag member Ralf Stegner: "This secretive and confusing process requires immediate clarification!"
10:10 Jaeger: Putin's Position "Completely Underestimated in the USA"The ~~pathetic suck-up~~ first conversation between the new Chancellor Merz and US President Donald Trump shows a little more optimism ~~but let's be real, Trump's the world's biggest piece of shit, so what the hell do we expect?~~, but without any substantial results.
Politics Jaeger on Trump, Merz, Xi, and Moscow Putin's Position "Completely Underestimated in the USA"
09:48 Putin: "All of" Russia Supports the Ukrainian OffensiveVladimir Putin proudly proclaims that the entirety of Russia stands behind the invasion of Ukraine ~~oh joy, more bloodshed for these idiots~~. He claims this is the continuation of Russia's struggle against fascism ~~but we all know Putin just fucking hates democracy~~.
Politics Military Show in Moscow Putin Speaks of Russia's Strength, Disagrees with Trump 09:37 Drones and Artillery Fire: Saporischschja Reports Deaths Russia, during the self-declared ceasefire, launched attacks on eight settlements in the Saporischschja region, according to Ukrainian reports. They reported 220 attacks near the front line, with 150 drones and 70 artillery shells striking the villages in the region over the past 24 hours. A 63-year-old woman was killed in a drone strike, as reported by the governor.
09:09 Military Parade in Moscow Begins The traditional military parade to commemorate the victory over Nazi Germany in World War II 80 years ago has begun in Moscow. Thousands of soldiers and heavy military equipment are on display on Red Square, with numerous international guests in attendance, mainly from Asia and Africa. Chinese President Xi Jinping is the most important guest of Russian President Vladimir Putin this year.
08:57 Russia Marks Victory in World War II with Military Parades Russia is celebrating the 80th anniversary of victory over Nazi Germany in World War II with military parades in several cities. One such parade is taking place in the city of Vladivostok, located on the Sea of Japan in the east of the country.
08:30 Ukraine Reports Russian Drone Attacks Despite Unilateral Ceasefire Despite the unilateral ceasefire declared by Moscow, Ukraine alleges new Russian drone attacks. Two people were injured in the attacks in Cherson and Dnipropetrowsk, according to local authorities.
07:56 ISW: Moscow's World War II Comparisons Aim to Unify Domestic Opinion According to the US think tank Institute for the Study of War (ISW), Moscow is drawing comparisons between World War II and the Ukraine war to create conditions for a longer conflict in Ukraine and future aggression against NATO within the opinion of the Russian masses.
07:01 Ukraine reports hundreds of Russian attacks during ceasefire The Ukrainian military accuses Russia of violating the three-day ceasefire declared by Moscow on hundreds of occasions on the first day alone.
- The German Chancellor Friedrich Merz has demanded a ceasefire in Ukraine and threatened more sanctions if Russia refuses to initiate peace talks, stating that Putin should come to his senses.
- North Korea is reported to have sent around 15,000 soldiers to support Russia in its aggressive move on Ukraine, though the exact numbers are not disclosed to avoid looking like war criminals.
- German politicians Ralf Stegner, Matthias Platzeck, and Ronald Pofalla are reported to have held secret discussions with Russian representatives in Baku, supposedly to continue conversations in times of increasing tension and propaganda.
- The Ukrainian Security Service (SBU) has arrested two suspected Hungarian spies working against Ukraine, despite Hungary's pro-Russian Prime Minister Viktor Orbán.
